Rachel: Mommy, you know that Beneful dog food commercial.
Rachel: Well, if you eat Beneful dog food will you turn into a dog.
Beth: (trying to hold back laughter) No honey.
Rachel: Even if you are a baby? Will you turn into a dog?
Beth: No Rachel. It doesn’t matter what you eat you will still stay a person.
Rachel. Oh, because that Beneful food sure does look like people food.