Steak

Matty:  Watcha doin?

Kevin:  Opening the steaks.

Matty:  Steak!?

Kevin:  Yep

Matty:  I like steak.

Kevin:  Do ya?

Matty:  Steak is goooood.

Kevin:  I’m putting them in a marinade.

Matty:  Mmmmmm.

Kevin:  We’ll have them tomorrow for dinner.

Matty:  Oh.  Wonder what Mom is doing?

Then he skipped off down the hall.  Poor Kevin learned that all he was good for was steak.