Blonde Moment of the Week

I learned the real reason my mother dies her hair blonde.  Because it is her natural “mental” color.

Beth’s mom:  When you move what are you going to do with your furniture.

Beth:  Uh…take it.

Beth’s mom:  Oh yeah.  How are you going to get it there??

Beth:  It’s called a U-haul.

Kevin:  Batting a thousand aren’t you, Charlotte?

She makes moving 1000 miles look so good.